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MMO Dwarf's Ultimate ELF NAMES GENERATOR
Includes instructions for generating sexy elf names to make even the most savage warg pant with an almost juvenile passion!
Picture the scene …
You’re desperate to play the coolest Elf character ever. For MMORPG, DnD — or the daily cosplay romp destined to boost your Geek Status levels up to EXTREME.
Problem is … what to call yourself?
It’s hopeless to the point of shameful merely to tap the fantasy literature archives for inspiration (because even “Orlando Bloom”has been done to death a zillion times over).
And making up your own elf names isn’t as easy as you think.
“Marvin” won’t cut it, “Persinore” sounds like a sedative, and “Crushbrain Cocksplatter” is too borderline orcish.
What’s needed is a SUPER HOT Elf Names Generator TOOL for solving your elf names dilemma at a stroke …
The ultimate, foolproof solution for coming up with perfect elf names, 100% guaranteed!
Turns out you’ve found precisely the right place to unearth such a profoundly useful UTILITY — so read on, and discover true wonders …
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Elf Names Generation … Simplified
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Your Handy Elf Names Generator Tool/Utility/Resource Thing
All you need to generate your totally authentic-sounding elf names is a simple polyhedral d20 die … a few minutes of your time … and a profound desire to demonstrate to the planet that elves don’t suck like in truth they really do.
Instructions For Use
1) Roll a d20 and add 10 to generate an Elf Names Nomenculaturiser Number.
2) Consult the tables below, 1-2-1-2 or 2-1-2-1 (d2 decides), writing out your Elf Name one lyrical phrase at a time until you reach your E.N.N.N.
3) Congratulations! Now you sound like a REAL ELF!
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Elf Names Generator Table 1
1 – ilio
2 – ollua
3 – erio
4 – alilia
5 – elloala
6 – eralia
7 – olira
8 – ethelia
9 – iralio
10 – auralela
11 – iralianda
12 – etherali
13 – aloria
14 – irirula
15 – aerili
16 – araluala
17 – ilirini
18 – ethraluilo
19 – aralirili
20 – iriolirilio
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Elf Names Generator Table 2
1 – leriolor
2 – mirin
3 – doron
4 – hereld
5 – miros
6 – galand
7 – dolond
8 – mirond
9 – mereth
10 – niroth
11 – gilir
12 – golend
13 – maraz
14 – milind
15 – nerend
16 – lasolas
17 – zuul
18 – hallular
19 – dilend
20 – miliar
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Need Sexy Elf Names?
Your best solution for generating sexy elf names is to roll 3d5 and hit on a trio of random vowels.
Now you can add these strategically to the elven names generated by your MMO Dwarf Elf Name Generator and create a fantasy identity to wow the planet.
Bonus Tip: Make it a rule during your games that your name can ONLY be spoken or referenced while LYING DOWN ON YOUR BACK IN A PROVOCATIVE MANNER. This way, you’re guaranteed to be one hot elf.
(You may even be SO HOT that a wizard will show and turn you into a frog, thus sparing dwarfkind any further need of bothering with your ass. In return for this favour, MMO Dwarf is prepared to offer you an incredible range of inedible biscuits.)
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