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MMO PLAYERS SO ANNOYING YOU’LL WANT TO DIE
Ever had your gaming time ruined by a Nightmare Dorkbrain from Hell? And why is that guy only #7 on the list of MMO Players Who Suck? The top six gamers to avoid at all costs are here. By their most irritating sins shall they be known.
MMO QUESTS YOU SIMPLY WON’T WANT TO PLAY. EVER!
Nothing beats wasting your entire life on MMO gaming — unless there’s absolutely no point because the quests and missions STINK. Discover the six worst MMO quests here. WALK AWAY before they devour your time, your brain, your LIFE!
6 KILLER REASONS WHY ELVES SUCK BIG TIME
Infesting every fantasy world like the worst kind of underarm rash, the supposedly shy ELF is truly a creature worthy of derision. The Top six reasons why elves suck are here — but only if you bring your own vomit bag and DESIRE TO MOCK.
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