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MMO Dwarf's Ultimate ELF NAMES GENERATOR

Includes instructions for generating sexy elf names to make even the most savage warg pant with an almost juvenile passion!

Picture the scene …

You’re desperate to play the coolest Elf character ever. For MMORPG, DnD — or the daily cosplay romp destined to boost your Geek Status levels up to EXTREME.

Problem is … what to call yourself?

It’s hopeless to the point of shameful merely to tap the fantasy literature archives for inspiration (because even “Orlando Bloom”has been done to death a zillion times over).

And making up your own elf names isn’t as easy as you think.

“Marvin” won’t cut it, “Persinore” sounds like a sedative, and “Crushbrain Cocksplatter” is too borderline orcish.

What’s needed is a SUPER HOT Elf Names Generator TOOL for solving your elf names dilemma at a stroke

The ultimate, foolproof solution for coming up with perfect elf names, 100% guaranteed!

Turns out you’ve found precisely the right place to unearth such a profoundly useful UTILITY — so read on, and discover true wonders

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Elf Names Generation … Simplified

MMO Dwarf’s Elf Names Generator Tool/Utility is the easiest ever gaming resource to use.

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Your Handy Elf Names Generator Tool/Utility/Resource Thing

All you need to generate your totally authentic-sounding elf names is a simple polyhedral d20 die … a few minutes of your time … and a profound desire to demonstrate to the planet that elves don’t suck like in truth they really do.

Instructions For Use

1) Roll a d20 and add 10 to generate an Elf Names Nomenculaturiser Number.

2) Consult the tables below, 1-2-1-2 or 2-1-2-1 (d2 decides), writing out your Elf Name one lyrical phrase at a time until you reach your E.N.N.N.

3) Congratulations! Now you sound like a REAL ELF!

Elf Names Generator Table 1

1 – ilio

2 – ollua

3 – erio

4 – alilia

5 – elloala

6 – eralia

7 – olira

8 – ethelia

9 – iralio

10 – auralela

11 – iralianda

12 – etherali

13 – aloria

14 – irirula

15 – aerili

16 – araluala

17 – ilirini

18 – ethraluilo

19 – aralirili

20 – iriolirilio

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Elf Names Generator Table 2

1 – leriolor

2 – mirin

3 – doron

4 – hereld

5 – miros

6 – galand

7 – dolond

8 – mirond

9 – mereth

10 – niroth

11 – gilir

12 – golend

13 – maraz

14 – milind

15 – nerend

16 – lasolas

17 – zuul

18 – hallular

19 – dilend

20 – miliar

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elf names for your mmorpg or dnd character

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Need Sexy Elf Names?

Your best solution for generating sexy elf names is to roll 3d5 and hit on a trio of random vowels. 

Now you can add these strategically to the elven names generated by your MMO Dwarf Elf Name Generator and create a fantasy identity to wow the planet. 

Bonus Tip: Make it a rule during your games that your name can ONLY be spoken or referenced while LYING DOWN ON YOUR BACK IN A PROVOCATIVE MANNER.  This way, you’re guaranteed to be one hot elf. 

(You may even be SO HOT that a wizard will show and turn you into a frog, thus sparing dwarfkind any further need of bothering with your ass.  In return for this favour, MMO Dwarf is prepared to offer you an incredible range of inedible biscuits.)

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