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SECRET BURIED TREASURE CHEST
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1) You followed an offer from MMO Dwarf’s “Beyond Stompy” MMO Gaming Blog, but this offer is not available in your country (or the ISP of your VPN or proxy).
2) You arrived here quite by accident, or on a whim, or because a ferocious dragon plucked you from your reverie and dropped you out of the sky on the way to its mountain lair.
So here’s the deal.
However it is you got here, MMO Dwarf is keen to ensure that you don’t go away empty handed.
So in a moment, you will see a couple of offers you might wish to take up as a result of ending up on this page when you were most likely wanting to do something else — like take in the news, download LOLcat images or swap survival mode strategies on your Minecraft Facebook group.
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About This Secret Buried Treasure Chest
MMO Dwarf’s Secret Buried Treasure Chest came into his possession in exchange for the life of legendary Ogre Chieftain Throngarr the Mighty following the equally legendary Battle of The Western Mountains. This chest is now used as a general repository for MMO Dwarf’s miscellaneous nick-nacks — like toenail clippers, spare battleaxe hafts, and navel fluff the bin men refuse to recycle — but sometimes, random offers appear that don’t seem to fit in snugly elsewhere on the site. Unlike MMO Dwarf’s Personal Treasure Chest (which contains gold and jewels raided from fantasy’s most dreaded crypts and dungeons), the Secret Buried Treasure Chest is available for anyone to have a poke around in — so now that you know it’s here, please feel free to return in a few weeks time and discover what exciting new stuff has been loaded up inside. You might even want to bring a friend, just in case there’s nothing inside the chest that takes your fancy and you’re keen to impress them.